SETH MEYERS -- "This week, Senator Larry Craig, who had initially said he would resign, after being arrested for soliciting sex in a Minneapolis airport men's room said he's now going to stay in office until the end of his term in 2009. Which brings us to a segment we like to call 'REALLY with Seth and Amy'.

MEYERS -- Really, Senator Craig? Now I know you claim this is all a misunderstanding based on the 'wide stance' you use in the stall, but you got caught soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom and you're not going to leave your job. Really? You realize your job is Senator, and not lead singer of 'Wham.'

AMY POEHLER -- "And really, I'm not creeped out that you tried to have gay sex in an airport bathroom. I'm creeped out that you tried to have any sex in an airport bathroom. I don't even like going to the bathroom in an airport bathroom. I mean, really..."

MEYERS -- "And really, you oppose gay marriage. What? Do you think marriage takes the sizzle out of it? Or are you afraid that if gay marriage is legalized they'll be fewer single gay guys trying to have sex in airport bathrooms?"

POEHLER -- "And in 1989, you pushed for more severe punishment for Barney Frank for his involvement in a gay prostitution scandal. Really? I mean, at least he paid for it. So now, you're a Republican who likes dudes but hates capitalism? Really?

MEYERS -- "And this part is true, you hired the lawyer who defended Michael Vick to clear your name. Really? You know who you might have hired? The lawyer who prosecuted Michael Vick. That guy's a good lawyer. Really."

POEHLER -- So, in conclusion, really? You're gay, but a married Republican. You're going to vote for anti-gay legislation, but you solicit gay sex in an airport bathroom. Wow, you do have a wide stance."